In the dark, when the rule is evil on Earth, the sages of antiquity united and founded the order to challenge the devil himself! They possessed knowledge and incredible power, they were able to resist the demons of hell. The battle lasted an endlessly long time! The heroes fought in the darkness of the eternal night, then reigning on the ground. And they coped! Satan himself was defeated in battle and sent to imprisonment in the dungeons of hell ..
The song “Grandma returned from hell” of the Moscow group B begins with such lines.A.U., which is deciphered as an abyss of anal oppression.
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– Girl, want me to tear your head? – No! – And you have to!
Based on the distant 2011, after a grand booze during the same grandiose hangover, a certain Call Center employee, the young guy Alexei Romanovsky, for the sake of joke, decided to organize a group with his friends with a ridiculous name of the abyss of anal oppression. He gathered stylistics and name, and initial inspiration from sources such as cartoons “Methalapocalypse”, “Detroit Metal City” and the Grape Day group. Having sobered after a party, the idea did not disappear with alcoholic pairs, but resulted in a completely hellish album “Anchor Bolt of Soton”, in which religious things like “kittens” and “the airship fell into a herd of cows” appeared for the first time.
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01. Intro (Death from Well)
02. The train is a killer
03. Kittens
04. The airship fell into a herd of cows
05. Sudden anal penetration
06. The great indication
07. A terrorist from hell
08. Cones-telpates
09. Ground meat
10. Kill your friends!
11. Rats and shit
12. Soton.
13. BAS GITAR
The reaction to the appearance of the group, and especially to the name and texts, was stormy. In the style of "how such shit can be listened? This is shit and not music!". But, as the anal punisher himself says (a. Romanovsky): "Negative review is also a positive review". Therefore, the three "abyss consisting of Alexei Romanovsky-vocals, rhythm-gitar, Ilya Tkachuk-Solo Guitar, Dmitry Melnik-hellish bassist, having repaid the second full-format album for some time, but take up it seriously. In addition, for the tour, the guys got a Basman girl named Anikya! Unfortunately, she did not last in the group for a long time ..
The world froze in anticipation of terrible things.
On September 15, 2012, the most difficult group in the world “Abyss of anal oppression” introduced its second album to the world, on which many millennia worked. This monumental work received the fateful name – "Chronicles of the last days".
Songs from this disc tell of the terrible disasters awaiting humanity and leading to its complete and inevitable destruction. Each track is a hymn of death, patiently expecting its exit in the performance of human lives, each note is a nail in the lid of the coffin of the human race, every word of the punisher sounds like a sentence, which is immediately executed.
Killer train, killer cones, bifidobacteria-killer, vegetables-killer vegetables-hazard everywhere! After the line “kefir will open the refrigerator. "It becomes clear that there is nowhere to hide from the impending horror, the creatures of darkness and evil will wait for you everywhere, even in your own bedroom.
Trying to be saved is useless, the darkness is already here, it is hiding in the north wind, in empty metro tunnels, sewer pipes, thousands of kilometers of wires. She crept up from behind, and you clearly hear her hoarse breath, unable to turn away from the fear of fear. A second arrow freezes … and you understand that it is forever.
And there is only one thing left – to meet the sunset of mankind to the appropriate accompaniment!
Chronicles of the last days!
So in 2012 the https://foxygold-casino.uk/bonus/ album “Chronicles of the Last Days” (HPD), which has already been recorded professionally, was released. Several old songs were redeveloped (“I hear the voice of vegetables”, “kittens”, “killer train” and “telpat cones”) and many new ones were recorded. The new album not only very much stepped forward in terms of recording quality, but also in terms of music. Heavy riffs appeared, the group ceased to be purely trash, but the texts remained as inadequate, funny and with black humor.
1. Chronicles of the last days
2. Kittens
3. Cones-telpates
4. Yandex rectal robots
5. The killer train
6. Vegetable voice
7. His own son
8. Bifidobacteria declared war
9. Shawarma devours people
10. Grandma returned from hell
11. Symphony of evil
12. Romantic song
13. Kittens (Acoustic)
This music will definitely give you away, because every second note in it is brown. (From the back of the disk box)
Decay (?)
After the guys recorded 2 single: “Army of Darkness” and “Black Explanatory Death”. And again everyone saw a quality jump. But in May 2014, something strange. Suddenly, Lesha announced the collapse of the group, but promised that the new album would still be recorded, because too good the material has already been developed. After the release, the third album was reunited. But I (like many baulfanates) suspect that it was just a PR move.
Siberian Federal District. On the map of the world, he looks like a member.
And so, after a painful expectation, on December 28, 2014, the third full -format album of the most difficult group in the world “Great Darkness over the Russian Rwanina” is released
At first, many did not understand the departure of black humor and even managed to find political subtext in the album, although the word “Putin” does not speak of politics. In this case, this is only a stem. But the album became conceptual. The concept of the “great Russian album” appeared, the lines from which have already dispersed into quotes, as in the case of HPD.
1. Mortgage in the suburbs
2. Snails of depression
3. Church of Putin’s witnesses
4. The ominous shadow of the airship
5. The army of darkness
6. Black impetus of death
7. Travel to Ikeua
8. Thieves breeze
9. Siberian Federal District
10. Brown horizon
11. Denchik went into metal
Frankly. When this album came out, I was so impressed with them that I even wrote a detailed review. She is under the spoiler:
So the new album of the most difficult group in the world "Abyss of anal oppression" was released (b.A.U.). Since the creation of the group in 2011, Alexei Romanovsky, much has happened with his work. Mainly in quality. From not very, just, directly, the qualitatively recorded “Satan’s anchor bolt”, which was similar to the early work of Sergei Tabachnikov, to the “Chronicles of the Last Days”, which came out, not much time has passed, but the quality of material and recording flew up to such heights that are inaccessible to most groups in the world in principle (even some old and famous). And then "the Great Darkness over the Russian Rwan" came out ". With a slightly unusual sound, but all the same in mood as all the work of the group – grotesque, sarcastic, depressive and funny at the same time.
And now we will analyze each song separately.
1. Mortgage in the suburbs:
The ideal beginning of the album. The melody from the beginning of the song could even be allocated in a separate intro. As always, and deliberately brutal, but at the same time and sarcastically grotesque text on a rather lively theme – people climb into a debt for a small apartment simply because they do not want to look for ways to earn more money and buy a normal apartment after a while, and they want to have 8 hours a day for a small salary, have their own housing, and all the filling in the form of a TV and car for 5 lies. But all this is borrowed, and often you have to pay for it not only by half (or even more) salaries, and sometimes with this apartment, machine and telecom in the entire wall. At the end of the song, the hero seems to come to the hero what he climbed into (however, as in the chorus): “My house is in hell. Where am I going?". The synthesis of heavy sound and excellent theme of the text plus the presentation of the text makes the song one of the best on the album
10/10
2. Snails of depression
I will say right away – the solo in the song is just super! I will not talk about music anymore – everything is as it is necessary. The text, as in the whole album, is twofold. This is a continuation of the “chiske-telegers” from the “chronicle of the last days”, and the allegory on the topic of depression (some in their souls are chopped by cats, while others have a snail there instead of cats pump the atmosphere of despondency). It is difficult to disassemble the text of this song without confluence with LNGS (search syndrome of deep meaning), since it is clear that this is the topic of “cones”, but it seemed to me that after the campaign, on the contrary, the depression was dispelled. Improving after the city all the same. But here is my opinion purely, and it does not mean in any way, that the song is bad. The chorus of Lana Rybakova fits very well into the atmosphere of depression and hopelessness. I love such things when, after a melodic chorus, there is a powerful drama solo or breikdown.
9/10
3. Church of Putin’s witnesses
Here everything is clear with the text. Especially after the initial Kremlin chimes. Satire on the "eternal" president of the Russian Federation in.IN. Putin. The sunrise of Russia “from Peru to Napal” and “alien migrant workers” in our toilets thanks to the “Sun Putin” sounds very interesting. It does not carry any semantic load, just a high -quality and upbringing song. Tepping performed by Ilya sounds generally divine.
8/10
4. The ominous shadow of the airship
A reference to the song "Airship fell into a herd of cows" from the first album "Anchor Bolt of Satan". The main melody and chorus set the entire atmosphere. The story of a fireman who participated in that tragedy, and his unenviable fate are saturated with the hopelessness and decline of the leading forces of the foreman. It can be an allegory on how professional injuries can negatively affect life and what consequences they can have. Conducted a reference to Cannibal Corpse and Deathklock “He kneel. He checked his brains. ". One of my three favorite songs on the album.
10/10
5. The army of darkness
Outplayed version of the single "Army of Darkness". My opinion is that the first version was stronger. High notes appeared in losses, which is, in my opinion, superfluous. Orchestrations appeared, which is an undoubted plus. Solo in the style of "metallics" and the duration of it. But in the first version, Solo’s middle of the song was more organically woven into reefs. The text about the armies of dishonest rulers and almost apocalypse. He was written simply as an apocalyptic, about the last war of mankind. But I see in this war in Ukraine and Novorossiya. Too many references to her in the text and too much like it. You may not see this and maybe it is not so, but I have been from the front and I saw it.
Original 10/10
New version 09/10
6. Black impetus of death
Another replayed version of another single. The song appeared simply after the phrase of Sergei Tabachnikov, said in the tour in Donetsk – “About! Black impetus of death!"For there was the truth of a black toilet in an apartment rented for musicians. Here the replayed version became many times better than a single, although at that time it seemed that it was an apogee of creativity b.A.U … piano in the beginning tunes in the right way. The choir in the chorus is obvious after the low voice of Romanovsky in the chorus of the first version, but it sounds more diverse than there, so the solution is interesting. Orchestras began to stand out more than in the single, and became more professional, for which I must say thanks to Evgeny Evstratov. About which in this album there is even a song to which we will soon reach. Solo also stands out more strongly than before, but in this song this is not at all bad, but on the contrary, it is beneficial. In my opinion, this is one of the strongest songs not only of this album, but also of the whole work of.A.U.
11/10 = D
7. Travel to Ikeua
The most controversial song on the album. The music is not bad, the orchestrations add epicity, but the text did not surprise. The allegory is understandable for the name of furniture in comparison with the gods, but does not catch at all. Rhythm is at times suffering, the idea most likely has not been completed and was not embodied at the highest possible levels. Recorded and played qualitatively and professionally, but boring. As they say now-some kind of muddy song.
5/10
8. Thieves breeze
Chanson. Chanson in metal. This is an unusual solution and very interesting! The text is standard for a chanson and the meaning is simple: "We sit, longing for the will, remember mother and boys". But in such a presentation it is a completely new course! Sound at the highest level, orchestrations in the topic. Breakdown himself played seemingly. It would be nice to have an acoustic version of this song in the album. If there are “kittens” in acoustics, then God himself ordered this.
10/10
9. Siberian Federal District
Frankly – my second beloved song on the album. And it is she who is dedicated to Evgeny Evstratov-a musician, a sound engineer and a very talented guy who, at the age of 17, released 2 albums of heavy instrumental music and prepares the 3rd exit. He should also say thanks for the information, mastering, special effects, octing, arrangements on this album.
The song itself is incredibly cool. And again in satirical tones. Indeed, the Siberian Federal District on the map looks like a member. Yes, and himself …))) there is a satire for the vision of Russia and Siberia from abroad (about Mahorka, bears, nuclear reactor). The melody in the chorus directly causes in the imagination of the forest in the fog and the cold of winter Siberia even those who have never been there. Breikdown was again played by Satan himself. Where is DMC or Deathklock there!
And he will definitely become famous!
Channel One he will conquer!
10/10
10. Brown horizon
Nostalgic metal. Back to me my 2007 – the trend of recent years according to my observations. Former emo suffer from that time. I remember how it myself, a green freshman in a megalopolis from the province, at that time began to go to local clubs: Kunderbunt, another world, Detroit, a nut, on the lesing and sipping performances of drunk local groups for drunk local youth. Someone was emo, and someone just liked the music and the mood of songs and parties. For many, this was an incredible time for youth. From those times we grew up, from drunken local youth in office workers, from drunken groups to international powerful groups. Others broke up.
The song is strong precisely by nostalgia. High -quality sound from all sides. Insert from speech d.A. Medvedev “No one will ever return to 2007” in general in the topic of hopelessness and longing for the past youth. The chorus still sounds in my head for several days. Piano inserts are very organically woven into the overall topic of the song. The third of the most successful, in my opinion, songs of the album.
10/10
11. Denchik went into metal.
Office Plankton Song. About how Denis is tired of being office plankton and he went into metal. About the internal experiences of a guy who for a long time tried to become richer and “more successful” in the eyes of other people, moving to the capital and working without lingering hands. But suddenly he realized that he did not need it and took up what he himself liked – metal. The most epic in terms of sound song. Orchestrations are straight hymn. The saxophone at the end pleasantly surprised. Fit into metal reefs very well as a continuation of the guitar solo. The excellent end of the album.
09/10
After that b.A.U. recorded a video about the revival of the group and began to give concerts again, the following very soon!